A mother and son were driving down the road when they passed a sign that said, “Clean Restrooms Ahead.”

The son turns to her mother and says, “Why do they advertise that? Shouldn’t all restrooms be clean?”

The mother chuckles and replies, “Well, dear, it’s all about managing expectations. Just like when I tell you I’ll be ready in five minutes!”

Ritu: “You won’t believe what happened yesterday! I asked my husband to help with the cooking.” 

Sunita: “Really? What did he say?”

Ritu: “He said, ‘Sure, I can help. What do you need me to supervise?'”

Sunita burst into laughter, “Typical! They think they’re master chefs just by watching a few cooking shows!” 

Ritu nodded, “Exactly! I told him, ‘If supervising were a sport, you’d win a gold medal!'”